England team slammed for promoting anti-English values of tolerance, decency and kindness

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There is growing anger against the England football team for their continued attempts to promote anti-English values such as decency, kindness, and tolerance.

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Sir Simon St John Williams, MP for Upper Bottomy, launched a furious broadside against the team earlier.

“This country is not about decency, tolerance and kindness. Those aren’t English values, never bally well have been. The values that made this country great are doing as your told, knowing your place, and letting your betters take charge of things that don’t concern you.

“These bally footballers should learn those values, stick to them, and stop trying to promote their ghastly Marxist nonsense to simple English folk.”

Prime Minister and twice-winner of Lying Bastards Monthly’s Man of the Year, Boris Johnson, was similarly critical.

“I think they did tremendously well in the recent World Cup of Europe, but all this talk of decency, kindness and tolerance needs to stop now.

“It’s not something we do in this country. It would upset the undercurrent of grievance, anger and cynicism that fuels our very way of life.

“Can you imagine if their values became the values of this great country? People would be happy, they would help people who are struggling, and everyone would feel valued and loved.

“That sort of thing could lead to not selling any newspapers, rich people having to pay their taxes and, perhaps most worryingly, Tories not winning any elections.

“That’s certainly not an England I want to see.”

It is understood the Tories plan to fight back against the football players by having their fan club newsletters – The Daily Mail, The Express, and the Daily Telegraph – publish some nonsense about how the footballers choose to spend their money.

It is thought unlikely to work.

 
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No matter what favourite sport watch, people always react in poor manners at times when don't win.
 
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Another silly post from the OP, a kid who hasn't a clue about history or the world around him other than what he reads on twitter.. name the countries worldwide which are more racially tolerant than the UK
 
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There is growing anger against the England football team for their continued attempts to promote anti-English values such as decency, kindness, and tolerance.

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Sir Simon St John Williams, MP for Upper Bottomy, launched a furious broadside against the team earlier.

“This country is not about decency, tolerance and kindness. Those aren’t English values, never bally well have been. The values that made this country great are doing as your told, knowing your place, and letting your betters take charge of things that don’t concern you.

“These bally footballers should learn those values, stick to them, and stop trying to promote their ghastly Marxist nonsense to simple English folk.”

Prime Minister and twice-winner of Lying Bastards Monthly’s Man of the Year, Boris Johnson, was similarly critical.

“I think they did tremendously well in the recent World Cup of Europe, but all this talk of decency, kindness and tolerance needs to stop now.

“It’s not something we do in this country. It would upset the undercurrent of grievance, anger and cynicism that fuels our very way of life.

“Can you imagine if their values became the values of this great country? People would be happy, they would help people who are struggling, and everyone would feel valued and loved.

“That sort of thing could lead to not selling any newspapers, rich people having to pay their taxes and, perhaps most worryingly, Tories not winning any elections.

“That’s certainly not an England I want to see.”

It is understood the Tories plan to fight back against the football players by having their fan club newsletters – The Daily Mail, The Express, and the Daily Telegraph – publish some nonsense about how the footballers choose to spend their money.

It is thought unlikely to work.

This is the link that thicko 2 whales has used plagiarising


There is no " upper bottomy" you thick bastard, the MP is Peter Bottomley of worthing who has said no such thing.. this is what you get from no education and the IQ of a processed pea kid getting your news from facebook and twitter. An article to take the piss out of mugs believing someone is an MP of upper bottomy lol- jesus this chap 2 whales must be the thickest pudding on this entire forum. No surprise it has taken in two whales and sam, dumb and dumber believing there is an MP for upper bottomy 0aa6733a610e65d4cffe20ce2665dd0c.jpg
 

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To Whom It May Concern.

The original thread/article is a direct and correct pasting, of and from, the link included at the end of this original article.

The words are unamended.

The OP, (that’s me that is) hasn’t added any amendments, terms or words. Nor removed, changed or adulterated anything

My advice to the less experienced reader/to whom it may concern:

1: Read the full article.
2: Satirical websites, are just that. Satirical.
3: An explanation of the word ‘satire’ can be found in the O.E.D
4: O.E.D. = Oxford English Dictionary.
5: You are welcome.

#proudofthepost #laughatthemoron
 
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You thought there was an MP of upper bottomy and used what you thought was a genuine quote from this mythical figure to back up your views on how racist the UK is- biggest laugh I've had in ages, cheers for that
 

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There are those who understand satire and there are those who don’t.

#lol
 
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Cheers for the laugh 2whales, I admire your attempted backtrack but maybe better in future to get your "news" from reputable sources instead of "newsthump" 2whales.jpg
 

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IF you actually saw it, you would see this "website " goes straight to fb and people like 2whales lap it up, it's where they get their news
 

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Percy, do you understand what satire is?
 
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Uk is probably the most racially tolerant country in the world, 2 whales thinks it is a racist hellhole - I think the smart money is on this character believing there is an MP in upper bottomly and posting it from his little woke fb group
 
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Percy, do you understand what satire is?


I posted the fact it is satire, he posted it as a genuine article- perhaps you can list the countries less racist than the evil uk with your dopey mate 2 whales?
 
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366000 likes on fb, probably half of those are kids like 2whales believing the MP in upper bottomly is outraged
 

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Sir Simon St John Williams, MP for Upper Bottomy, launched a furious broadside against the team earlier.

There is no " upper bottomy" you thick bastard, the MP is Peter Bottomley of worthing who has said no such thing..

Ha Ha Ha.

Proper laughed that anyone would take the thread so seriously that they even checked such a place and MP exists and then rather bizarrely accuse the OP of plagiarism and for not realizing it is satire.

That itself could be satire, only except it isn't.


LOL!
 

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Ha Ha Ha.

Proper laughed that anyone would take the thread so seriously that they even checked such a place and MP exists and then rather bizarrely accuse the OP of plagiarism and for not realizing it is satire.

That itself could be satire, only except it isn't.


LOL!

and the time he spent going to Facebook! I'm properly loling here.

Yes, he thought it was 'genuine'.

Ha Ha Ha.
 

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I fucking love this site!
 

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and the time he spent going to Facebook! I'm properly loling here.

Yes, he thought it was 'genuine'.

Ha Ha Ha.

LOL!

I don't even know why he went to Facebook the link goes straight to the actual site although it has got the Facebook link.


Tears of laughter here!


Psttttt- 'UK Spoof News and Satire' on the top left on the site in BIG letters is a clue.
 
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