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Dominic Cummings continues to refuse to answer whether his head is a bayonet or screw-in fitting during interviews.
Boris Johnson’s former chief advisor appears to be happy to spill the tea on the prime minister’s administration but still won’t go into details about how his head works.
With its lightbulb-esque shape, we can only assume that Cummings’ head works similarly. Those close to Cummings report that his head does indeed light up whenever he has a good idea.
“It doesn’t happen often, but I have seen it on a couple of occasions over the last few decades. It doesn’t get too bright so I guess it’s energy-saving,” said an anonymous friend of Cummings.
Interviewers have pushed increasingly hard for Cummings to reveal the fitting style of his head, causing him to walk out of some interviews.
“How my head works is no one’s business but my own. I have to leave now, my fivehead won’t polish itself,” he said.
