TwoWhalesInAPool
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April fool
Of course they haven’t.
It’s an April fool.
Why have you even clicked onto this post?
Are you still half asleep?
Come on!
Think about it.
Obviously if this were real, then it would be definitely worth a read.
You could be forgiven for wanting to see if it actually happened, and what they could possibly have done that isn’t entirely f.ucking heartless, but did you really expect to find a genuinely compassionate policy on this post?
Really?
Unfortunately, it’s such an outlandish idea that it’s barely even worth considering as a prank headline to be used on April fool’s day, I was convinced that nobody would even read it.
Well, apart from you.
What were you thinking!?
TY@NT
Of course they haven’t.
It’s an April fool.
Why have you even clicked onto this post?
Are you still half asleep?
Come on!
Think about it.
Obviously if this were real, then it would be definitely worth a read.
You could be forgiven for wanting to see if it actually happened, and what they could possibly have done that isn’t entirely f.ucking heartless, but did you really expect to find a genuinely compassionate policy on this post?
Really?
Unfortunately, it’s such an outlandish idea that it’s barely even worth considering as a prank headline to be used on April fool’s day, I was convinced that nobody would even read it.
Well, apart from you.
What were you thinking!?
TY@NT