best/worst chat up line?

[ruthless]

corny or clever. I was thinking about this and wondered .....

 

[Squidgy]

worst chat up lines ive ever had was . " you must be tired you've been running through my mind all night !!"
and "Are you a parking ticket ? Cause you've got fine written all over you !

 

[Manorgasmian]

You dont sweat much for a fat lass!

 

[Firefly]

Best three:
Just thought I'd pop in with a cuppa tea. You having?
I prefer butterflies myself, but there don't seem to be any about.
Shoo Fly, don't bother me!

Worst three:
1. hi.
2. asl
3. Hi. hey. hello. how are you? John 37/M Middlesex. Athletic, tall, brown eyes. Anal and facials. A/L?

 

[Poco_Loco]

"" Is that a Mirror in your Pocket ?? ....... Cause i can see myself in your Pants "" <---- Worse hook up line ever !!!

Never use it !!

 

[SCOTSBABE2021]

hey good looking what u got cooking

 

[Wojcik]

Best three:
Just thought I'd pop in with a cuppa tea. You having?

Add a biscuit in there and i think someone will be grabbing their coat lol.

 

[Wojcik]

Best: Well, here i am. What are your other two wishes.

Worst/nightmare: You look like fire tonight. No, i mean it, you really are! Someone call the Fire Brigade!

 

[SamBally]

See my mates over there they are having a contest to see who has the best chat up line will you kiss me just to piss them off.

 

[funandflirty]

Said by an Irish man.....

Him - lady do you have Irish in you?
me - no Why?
Him - do you want some Irish in you later!!!!!

 

[BlackMagicBabeXx]

You dont sweat much for a fat lass!

 

[Manorgasmian]

Ive booked you a cab for the morning because you aren't going to able to walk home.