Banned from chat so they trash the forum, why!?

[LadyOnArooftop]

spending time in uk chat
is most definitely, where it's at

but If you don't behave, you'll be a goner
so don't wear your ban, like a badge of honour
same old chatters moan and complain
why have I been banned yet again?

vexed and frustrated the whingers write
disgruntled comments filled with spite
but gentle chatter know your place
and don't get on the mods ****ing case.

 

[Poco_Loco]

spending time in uk chat
is most definitely, where it's at

but If you don't behave, you'll be a goner
so don't wear your ban, like a badge of honour
same old chatters moan and complain
why have I been banned yet again?

vexed and frustrated the whingers write
disgruntled comments filled with spite
but gentle chatter know your place
and don't get on the mods ****ing case.

Awesome ... made my day

 

[Perseverance]

Nah wasted talent, you're sticking a flag in a dung heap. Check out my thread. You're in my thoughts and prayers.

 

[Shak]

spending time in uk chat
is most definitely, where it's at

but If you don't behave, you'll be a goner
so don't wear your ban, like a badge of honour
same old chatters moan and complain
why have I been banned yet again?

vexed and frustrated the whingers write
disgruntled comments filled with spite
but gentle chatter know your place
and don't get on the mods ****ing case.

Very good! Can you clear something up for me though please. Was this written as a poem or a rap? I started reading it in Pam Ayres style, but by the end was rapping it like Tupac.

 

[Billyliar]

Did not expect a rap battle on the boards today, a unexpected suprise!
Lady on a rooftop with attitude!
Hope you dont mind if i add a verse, think off me as simon to your garfunkle lady.
Rip tupac, he sang more money more problems, lets celebrate him in verse
Whats in a women handbag, tampons and cash in a purse?
If you are banned from chat for crude behaviour.
Read the bible, jesus christ is our saviour.
lyrics. b liar, m wonky 2020.

 

[megs233]

Did not expect a rap battle on the boards today, a unexpected suprise!
Lady on a rooftop with attitude!
Hope you dont mind if i add a verse, think off me as simon to your garfunkle lady.
Rip tupac, he sang more money more problems, lets celebrate him in verse
Whats in a women handbag, tampons and cash in a purse?
If you are banned from chat for crude behaviour.
Read the bible, jesus christ is our saviour.
lyrics. b liar, m wonky 2020.

 

[Words]

I searched google
friendship group
found nothing
except chatrooms and groups
that you find useless words in
sat in a corner
hugging my knees
where is friend?
where are friends?

 

[Poco_Loco]

I never was much of a poet but i so badly wanna be a part of this thing .....

"Roses are Red"
"sh** is Brown"
"Shut the fcuk up"
"And sit the fcuk down"

 

[Shak]

May I have your attention please.
Will the real Roof Lady please stand up.
I repeat, will the real Roof Lady please stand up.

We're gonna have a problem here..

She's the Roof Lady, yes the real Roof lady.
All you other roof Roof ladies are just imitating.
So Won't the real Roof Lady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.

Sorry LadyOnARoofTop, I'll get my coat...

 

[Poco_Loco]

May I have your attention please.
Will the real Roof Lady please stand up.
I repeat, will the real Roof Lady please stand up.

We're gonna have a problem here..

She's the Roof Lady, yes the real Roof lady.
All you other roof Roof ladies are just imitating.
So Won't the real Roof Lady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.

Sorry LadyOnARoofTop, I'll get my coat...

It was probably just a problem at the Post office or something.

 

[LadyOnArooftop]

Thank you for my 15 mins of fame
It was just a diatribe at the usual suspects moaning all over the forum about their bans. (usually the only time they use the forum) . Chatters these days don't know they're born! In the past you couldn't even appeal a ban, you had no other recourse other than to just wait it out. Then admin came in like a new broom, put in place an appeals procedure and promoted some decent mods. Someone once said "To see a man's true character - give him some power". So some disgruntled chatters may very well be thinking that there are mods looking to settle old scores, with the attitude of 'vengeance will be swift, it will be righteous and it will be without mercy!'. Now, call me Stevie Wonder (or Tupac/Pam Ayres) if you like, but I haven't seen any of that on this site.

Watching them cry about their ban makes me smile.
Makes coming on here that bit more worthwhile
Further commenting I shall refrain
hopefully never to see them ever again!

 

[Dong]

Oh Lady, is the chat so dire?
I hardly find it full of fire.
When my interest is dead
I probably go off to bed!

 

[Snowmanky]

Gloria . I think they got your number .