Attention seeker wants to be on the TV again

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Dreadful f.ucking prick and Poundshop Enoch Powell wants to be on telly again​

Dreadful prick and long-standing Putin apologist Nigel Farageski, the Poundshop Enoch Powell, has launched the first salvo in a campaign to regularly appear on telly again by declaring that he believes the UK should have a referendum on Net-Zero.

Although scientists and the vast majority of the public believe becoming carbon neutral is the only way to prevent global catastrophe, Fibbing Farage really, really wants to be back on telly and a Net Zero referendum should see him back to his regular evening slot on BBC news.

The BBC confirmed that this would be the case.

“In the event of a referendum on Net Zero, we would, in the interests of impartiality have to have a dreadful prick on the news regularly and, more often than not, that dreadful prick will be Mr Fauxrage,” said a spokesperson for the corporation.

Mr Farageski expanded on his demand.

“I think a Net Zero referendum will be great news for all those people who, like me, would like to see much more of me on television.

“Despite single-handedly winning the Brexit referendum through my brilliant powers of persuasion, the BBC or ‘blatantly biased corporation’ as I, hilariously, call them, hardly ever want me on telly anymore, favouring elected MPs who work for a living.

“Bloody communists.”

It is thought that should there not be a Net Zero referendum with all its attendant possibilities for Nigel Farage to be on telly, then Britain faces the grim prospect of the dreadful prick turning up on Strictly, I’m a Celebrity, celebrity MasterChef or, the nightmare scenario, all three.

via ~ DailyAnotherFacistCunt