Arguments

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

Mask wearer and NHS supporter Toow Hales and Sun reader and conspiracy theorist Kris Mowrun argue their respective cases.​

Should we delay easing lockdown?

A scientist and a fvckwit debate​

Hales: To me, rising incidences of the new variant suggest we should be cautious.

Mowrun: I went down the pub last night and I’m not dead. Science is bollocks.

Hales: There is still a lot we don’t know about Covid, for example, harm to younger people and long-term effects.

Mowrun: Look, if I want to go to DFS and buy a sofa that’s my fundamental human right. I’m not letting a bunch of liberal-fascist science eggheads stop me having my freedom. Covid is fake and a plandemic. You lot are worse than the Germans.

Hales: I feel that Boris Johnson’s government will do whatever is politically expedient, without regard for the wider public health risks.

Mowrun: Whatever Boris does, I support him because he’s getting the foreigners out.

Hales: I’m just worried that too much social mingling will lead to a third wave of Covid.

Mowrun: I just want me good old mam round. She’s been locked up in total isolation apart from daily visits by all our family who’ve been ignoring every lockdown rule since they started.

Hales: When a new variant of Covid gets a foothold there’s a danger that cases will rise exponentially, people will get ill and die.

Mowrun: Expo what? Things go up, things go down. Fancy words won’t get you anywhere. A meteorite could smash into the Earth tomorrow and kill us all. Bet you haven’t done the sums for that.

Hales: This is a waste of my time.

Mowrun: I’m buggering off to do some proper scientific research by asking people on a far right 5G conspiracy antivax YouTube channel.

 

[Moriarty]

Which is which?

 

[TheBabayaga]

Mask wearer and NHS supporter Toow Hales and Sun reader and conspiracy theorist Kris Mowrun argue their respective cases.​

Should we delay easing lockdown?

A scientist and a fvckwit debate​

Hales: To me, rising incidences of the new variant suggest we should be cautious.

Mowrun: I went down the pub last night and I’m not dead. Science is bollocks.

Hales: There is still a lot we don’t know about Covid, for example, harm to younger people and long-term effects.

Mowrun: Look, if I want to go to DFS and buy a sofa that’s my fundamental human right. I’m not letting a bunch of liberal-fascist science eggheads stop me having my freedom. Covid is fake and a plandemic. You lot are worse than the Germans.

Hales: I feel that Boris Johnson’s government will do whatever is politically expedient, without regard for the wider public health risks.

Mowrun: Whatever Boris does, I support him because he’s getting the foreigners out.

Hales: I’m just worried that too much social mingling will lead to a third wave of Covid.

Mowrun: I just want me good old mam round. She’s been locked up in total isolation apart from daily visits by all our family who’ve been ignoring every lockdown rule since they started.

Hales: When a new variant of Covid gets a foothold there’s a danger that cases will rise exponentially, people will get ill and die.

Mowrun: Expo what? Things go up, things go down. Fancy words won’t get you anywhere. A meteorite could smash into the Earth tomorrow and kill us all. Bet you haven’t done the sums for that.

Hales: This is a waste of my time.

Mowrun: I’m buggering off to do some proper scientific research by asking people on a far right 5G conspiracy antivax YouTube channel.

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Dont get it. So is the firsr man and the second one brothers , did he spill his pint, what does it mean?

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]

 

[Bad_Influence]

Tiddles, don’t worry, I’m sure your comfort blanket will come clean in the wash. Next time maybe leave it on the sofa while you crawl around the floor, snivelling like a child that the unvaxed are a threat to your life, despite the vaxed still being able the spread covid.
Maybe you can join the BFF on the next Extinction Rebellion protest?

 

[TwoWhalesInAPool]