LadyOnArooftop
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When I was born the midwife slapped my mother on the arse to make her cry, then congratulated me for having a healthy parent who was a good weight. I should have known then that I was different. As a young child my parents never told me when it was time for bed, I told them to go to bed, and if they had a nightmare they came into my room. School was no different. The teachers used to raise their hand to speak to me, and I'd ask them if they'd done their homework. If I showed up late for school the other children apologised for being early. When I was 18, my parents left home. Once when I was pulled over for speeding, I let the policeman off with a warning. Whenever I go on holiday the customs officers show me their passports. I get the feeling that If I'd been on the Titanic, the iceberg would have moved aside. But you know what? I do feel completely at home on this forum.
Hey you, the fab forum few, feel free to share your childhood memories.
Hey you, the fab forum few, feel free to share your childhood memories.
