A Wee Matter!

[Dong]

I have recently taken to, er, peeing in a jug"
It is not an affectation, more a strategy to rid our garden of foxes.
We were fold that human wee scares the shot out of foxes and I hope it works on the family of four that has taken up residence on our estate.
Lovely though they are to watch, we take offence when they jump in and out of the flowerbeds, crushing all in sight.
So...I pee in a jug and Mrs D sprinkles it on her beloved flora.
Might work?

 

[Bad_Influence]

Don't eat asparagus.

 

[Poco_Loco]

A very big Rottweiler on a long chain.

During the hot weather (If it returns) your flower beds are going to smell very fcuking bad ,

Also the bugs you will attract will deffo enjoy feasting on your prize Roses.

Foxes are classed as Vermin , If you have an M-16 in the shed a bloodbath is always an option.

Actually no.

Foxes lives matter.

 

[Poco_Loco]

 

[Words]

What about the foxy ladies poco ?

 

[Poco_Loco]

What about the foxy ladies poco ?

I'm gonna stick with Basil and air on the side of caution

 

[Dong]

I'm gonna stick with Basil and air on the side of caution

That could be faulty!

 

[Bad_Influence]

“Err” on the side of caution. Just saying.

 

[Poco_Loco]

“Err” on the side of caution. Just saying.

Sorry grammar Clown.

My English isn't perfect.

 

[xxwhite_dovexx]

“Err” on the side of caution. Just saying.

Spelling Nazi !! strikes again ! lol

 

[Dong]

Spelling Nazi !! strikes again ! lol

No one get the Basil faulty link?

 

[Poco_Loco]

No one get the Basil faulty link?

Yes we did lol

 

[Billyliar]

Dong, i live on the outskirts of the countryside.
Many people scatter eggshells,if they have animals in the garden.
They noise scares them when they stand on one, they are quite senstive to noise.
Anyone here ever stood in fox faeces? its the most fowling smelling one out the lot, and ive trod in the lot.
Tends to be green for some reason too.

 

[Poco_Loco]

Dong, i live on the outskirts of the countryside.
Many people scatter eggshells,if they have animals in the garden.
They noise scares them when they stand on one, they are quite senstive to noise.
Anyone here ever stood in fox faeces? its the most fowling smelling one out the lot, and ive trod in the lot.
Tends to be green for some reason too.

I have heard that Egg shells work for Slugs but i'm not sure Basil would give a sh** tbh.

 

[xxwhite_dovexx]

baking soda?? good for plants and the odor may detour them?1! or small dishhes of beer lol

 

[Dong]

Have to say that since our sprinkle...we ain't seen any foxes!

 

[xxwhite_dovexx]

Have to say that since our sprinkle...we ain't seen any foxes!

LOL !!!

 

[Dong]

Sad to say that Mrs D reports that the foxes are back!
sh**!!!!!!

 

[Poco_Loco]

Big Dog. "Woof" = No Foxes

 

[Dong]

Big Dog. "Woof" = No Foxes
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But lots of doggy poo, eh?