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Local man Teddy Shore, aged 63, an unemployed chandelier installer, has called for a national boycott of the Transpennine Express railway network for shamelessly pandering to the Liberal woke mob.
It’s ridiculous; why are they constantly making us think about trans people all day, every day? What was wrong with the Pennine Express? Oh, I suppose that’s quite close to Penis Express, isn’t it?
Avid Telegraph reader, Derek, also frothed at learning the route taken by some of the trains. Upon hearing the newest route on the Express goes to the town of Saltburn, Terry concluded that it was part of a wider woke conspiracy.
He went on, “Disgusting film. Watched it eight times this week and still don’t get what all the fuss is about.”
Terry and his mates down the pub vowed never to take the Transpennine Express again, despite not knowing where it was and having insisted on driving everywhere for the past 30 years.
It’s ridiculous; why are they constantly making us think about trans people all day, every day? What was wrong with the Pennine Express? Oh, I suppose that’s quite close to Penis Express, isn’t it?
Avid Telegraph reader, Derek, also frothed at learning the route taken by some of the trains. Upon hearing the newest route on the Express goes to the town of Saltburn, Terry concluded that it was part of a wider woke conspiracy.
He went on, “Disgusting film. Watched it eight times this week and still don’t get what all the fuss is about.”
Terry and his mates down the pub vowed never to take the Transpennine Express again, despite not knowing where it was and having insisted on driving everywhere for the past 30 years.