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Just another day in the life of the
Sleepy village of Upper Snobsberry( or is it Snotsberry?)
Day is Monday, Location is a little village in England somewhere away from the noise and bustle. Year is 1941.
B.Gimmee Money is out as always setting up his soapbox on the village green.
As he starts his speech a small crowd of Anti-Everything gathers to listen to him .At least ten are there with Placards for Freedom from Government.
“ Why are we being forced to Hide away with Blackout Curtains in our homes ? Why have we been given Ration Books and forced to limit spending when we have plenty of money here?. Has anyone yet proved that these Gas Masks we are issued with are safe to wear ,and our babies too ?. It`s appalling ! We are being brainwashed !”
He pauses to gather his thoughts .
“ We don`t need all these demands ,we are more than fifty miles from London ,Coventry, Birmingham ! They are the ones getting bombed ,not WE !
We should be allowed to carry on as normal with no restrictions “
“Another point ,why are we sending our kids ,eighteen years old, out to die in Germany ?. We should be protecting them . Send out the over eighties to fight ,they have had a life”.
“Do you realise that the hefty loan we owe to America will take many years to pay off ;leaving our kids to pay off ?. We don`t need their soldiers and weapons here to fight a war which we didn`t start .”
“ Only .0001% of our population will get killed anyway. Let us live a normal life as we don`t have any “war” with Hitler !.
“ There is a big rally of members this weekend ,in London . Ohh I forget ,London is bombed to bits .Ok Coventry will do .Hmmm thats bombed out too. Birmingham too. It`s all lies ! Left wing Newspapers is sending out all the propaganda ! (which reminds me ,i need some newspaper for a crap !).
( Loud cheers from the crowd of nine ! )
More to come ...maybe !
Sleepy village of Upper Snobsberry( or is it Snotsberry?)
Day is Monday, Location is a little village in England somewhere away from the noise and bustle. Year is 1941.
B.Gimmee Money is out as always setting up his soapbox on the village green.
As he starts his speech a small crowd of Anti-Everything gathers to listen to him .At least ten are there with Placards for Freedom from Government.
“ Why are we being forced to Hide away with Blackout Curtains in our homes ? Why have we been given Ration Books and forced to limit spending when we have plenty of money here?. Has anyone yet proved that these Gas Masks we are issued with are safe to wear ,and our babies too ?. It`s appalling ! We are being brainwashed !”
He pauses to gather his thoughts .
“ We don`t need all these demands ,we are more than fifty miles from London ,Coventry, Birmingham ! They are the ones getting bombed ,not WE !
We should be allowed to carry on as normal with no restrictions “
“Another point ,why are we sending our kids ,eighteen years old, out to die in Germany ?. We should be protecting them . Send out the over eighties to fight ,they have had a life”.
“Do you realise that the hefty loan we owe to America will take many years to pay off ;leaving our kids to pay off ?. We don`t need their soldiers and weapons here to fight a war which we didn`t start .”
“ Only .0001% of our population will get killed anyway. Let us live a normal life as we don`t have any “war” with Hitler !.
“ There is a big rally of members this weekend ,in London . Ohh I forget ,London is bombed to bits .Ok Coventry will do .Hmmm thats bombed out too. Birmingham too. It`s all lies ! Left wing Newspapers is sending out all the propaganda ! (which reminds me ,i need some newspaper for a crap !).
( Loud cheers from the crowd of nine ! )
More to come ...maybe !
