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It is being said that Farmers are, this year, to produce smaller Turkeys because, due to Coronavirus, Christmas gatherings will be limited, by law, in numbers.
However, Boris is hinting that he may cancel the rules for the Christmas season, and allow people to invite as many as they wish to the Xmas table.
I am confused.

Big or small?
I don't care
For I have got
My Christmas fare.
Now don't let this story run loose:
For we have got a Christmas goose. :D
 

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Oh get a big turkey no matter what never goes to waste, turkey butties turkey stew turkey curry and it goes on
 
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poor turkeys as for xmas its humbug, but rules for them and rules for us,just try and enjoy living.
 

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Do you mean the history, the Ottoman period? The Fall of Constantinople?
The climate? Well, that varies from region to region.
The food? They eat.
Anyway, what's it got to do with Boris?
 
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Turkey big or small is fine just as fine as this lade
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I deep fried a turkey one year and it was crazy good. Although I almost killed myself doing it. It was a rainy day that Thanksgiving so I decided to fry it in my garage. With both doors closed I was sitting there watching the turkey fry and started to get a little light headed. I didn't think anything about it as I was on my second or third beer. Well as my head started to buzz and my vision started to go, my shortness of breath got worse and it dawned on me that I was being slowly asphyxiated, I stepped inside and my wife said,, "you look white" I said I know and so that was the last time I fooled around with frying a turkey.
 

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I deep fried a turkey one year and it was crazy good. Although I almost killed myself doing it. It was a rainy day that Thanksgiving so I decided to fry it in my garage. With both doors closed I was sitting there watching the turkey fry and started to get a little light headed. I didn't think anything about it as I was on my second or third beer. Well as my head started to buzz and my vision started to go, my shortness of breath got worse and it dawned on me that I was being slowly asphyxiated, I stepped inside and my wife said,, "you look white" I said I know and so that was the last time I fooled around with frying a turkey.

Ha ha sorry thats amusing! be a lesson to us all don't fry a turkey
 

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We will probably have beef, then use left overs for beef rissoles, sandwiches and possibly a casserole, well if there are any left overs after the fridge raider, keeps nicking bits :D
 

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We will probably have beef, then use left overs for beef rissoles, sandwiches and possibly a casserole, well if there are any left overs after the fridge raider, keeps nicking bits :D

That's what I like about beef. You pay £20 or more for a lump and get three days meals out of it.
1. Roast
2. Maybe cold...or curried.
3. Stew.
Bargain!
 

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I like a good joint of beef but for me theres a time and a place, christmas is all about the mahooosive turkey please note
1.ROast
2. Cold
3. Curried
4. Stew
5. Casserole
6. Pie
7. Pasta
8. Rice
9. Soup

and many more

oh and you can boil the carcass up for stock you cannot do that with beef!! i am a big turkey fan but they are ugly creatures
 

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I like a good joint of beef but for me theres a time and a place, christmas is all about the mahooosive turkey please note
1.ROast
2. Cold
3. Curried
4. Stew
5. Casserole
6. Pie
7. Pasta
8. Rice
9. Soup

and many more

oh and you can boil the carcass up for stock you cannot do that with beef!! i am a big turkey fan but they are ugly creatures

Our local Asda offers, sometimes, Turkey legs that are as big, nearly as a bullock.
As guests may be thin on the ground I can see us getting one for the day.
No way would we want to munch our way through January with Turkey leftovers.
 

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Our local Asda offers, sometimes, Turkey legs that are as big, nearly as a bullock.
As guests may be thin on the ground I can see us getting one for the day.
No way would we want to munch our way through January with Turkey leftovers.
oh yeah ive had one of those can munch on that for yonks
 
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