Marmite OR Bovril?

Marmite or BOVRIL?


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WickedPerdition

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It's becoming a source of serious debate in one particular chat room, (he types mockingly), but I do really want to know whether or not Marmite is as popular as the (desperate) advertisers like to portray.
My personal preference always has, and always will be, Bovril.
There's nothing like the 'real thing'.
What do YOU think?
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Enraged_Anarchy

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It has to be Marmite for me
 

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Marmite is 32 week old School Dinner Gravy that is fermented and jarred for your delight (it's vile)

Bovril is a drink that just tastes like watery Gravy.

Ahhhhh Bisto for the win.

Can you add Gravy to the choices ?
 
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I would contribute my ideas and where I stand on the Bovril v's Marmite debate but this thread may just vanish and i've wasted my time
 

Moriarty

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Marmite..without a doubt.
Just for chuckles, most (not all) people who love marmite hate sprouts..
It's a taste thing lol
Plus it also got some folks a grant to study it :)
 

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I couldn't bypass this without leaving a comment :D, Marmite is the best invention ever and it can be used with so many things, my people claim to hate it yet when I use it in meaty dishes they love it.
And its nothing like bliddy gravy lol
 

Moriarty

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Besides, nothing tastes better when smeared on a lovers inner thighs than marmite..
Ok maybe that was to much.
Hell Im already banned from chat anyway lol
 

Poco_Loco

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I couldn't bypass this without leaving a comment :D, Marmite is the best invention ever and it can be used with so many things, my people claim to hate it yet when I use it in meaty dishes they love it.
And its nothing like bliddy gravy lol


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WickedPerdition

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I couldn't bypass this without leaving a comment :D, Marmite is the best invention ever and it can be used with so many things, my people claim to hate it yet when I use it in meaty dishes they love it.
And its nothing like bliddy gravy lol

You didn't smell a rat. You smelled Marmite. Goddam you!
OK, who tipped you off about this thread. They certainly want tipping off.
I don't care what you say, Marmite is a tragically poor substitute for Bovril and probably best used in Vegan gravies!

Each to their own 'poison', I suppose.
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WickedPerdition

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I would contribute my ideas and where I stand on the Bovril v's Marmite debate but this thread may just vanish and i've wasted my time

Oh well, at least you were impartial. Your vote could have gone the wrong way. :)
 

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It's becoming a source of serious debate in one particular chat room, (he types mockingly), but I do really want to know whether or not Marmite is as popular as the (desperate) advertisers like to portray.
My personal preference always has, and always will be, Bovril.
There's nothing like the 'real thing'.
What do YOU think?
;)
Bovril... marmite is as low down as peanut butter .... yakky yak yak
 

WickedPerdition

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Bovril... marmite is as low down as peanut butter .... yakky yak yak

Please .... only one obnoxious food item at a time! Thank you. :rolleyes:
 
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