Room 101

Claire8

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When your phone stays on 1% for twenty minutes, but dies the second you actually need to open a map
 

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Sand

Finding a rogue grain of sand in your bed three weeks after you last visited a beach.

When it gets inside your shoes or swimsuit and turns every step into a sandpaper experience.

That one inevitable crunch in your ham sandwich that signals your lunch is now partly sand!
 

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I'm putting "hairy pie" or “hair pie” in Room 101 because it is gross. It’s a dated, cringey bit of slang that ruins the idea of a perfectly good dessert or pie. It is not clever or funny—it is just unpleasant, and we should stop saying it forever.
 

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I’m putting the belief in true love and finding it into Room 101, because it’s a cruel lie that suggests there is one perfect person out there for everyone. Most people will never find it, and waiting for a soulmate just leads to loneliness and disappointment. It is a false hope that should be thrown away for good.

It’s a fairy tale that sets everyone up for disappointment. Real life is about hard work and compromise, not some magical soulmate who solves all your problems. It’s a tired cliché that does more harm than good, so let’s bin it.

Will never happen anyway
 

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I'm putting "hairy pie" or “hair pie” in Room 101 because it is gross. It’s a dated, cringey bit of slang that ruins the idea of a perfectly good dessert or pie. It is not clever or funny—it is just unpleasant, and we should stop saying it forever.
wtf
 

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I’m putting the belief in true love and finding it into Room 101, because it’s a cruel lie that suggests there is one perfect person out there for everyone. Most people will never find it, and waiting for a soulmate just leads to loneliness and disappointment. It is a false hope that should be thrown away for good.

It’s a fairy tale that sets everyone up for disappointment. Real life is about hard work and compromise, not some magical soulmate who solves all your problems. It’s a tired cliché that does more harm than good, so let’s bin it.

Will never happen anyway
Love is like a fart,if you have to put the effort in its probably gonna be sh**
 

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Kill joys …. Lock the door throw the key away , no place for them in society
 

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I’m putting the belief in true love and finding it into Room 101, because it’s a cruel lie that suggests there is one perfect person out there for everyone. Most people will never find it, and waiting for a soulmate just leads to loneliness and disappointment. It is a false hope that should be thrown away for good.

It’s a fairy tale that sets everyone up for disappointment. Real life is about hard work and compromise, not some magical soulmate who solves all your problems. It’s a tired cliché that does more harm than good, so let’s bin it.

Will never happen anyway
Love yourself first then the rest will come.
 
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