Room 101

Claire8

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Ketchup Bottles

The Watery Squirt When you forget to shake the bottle and the first thing that hits your plate is that thin watery liquid instead of actual ketchup.

The Bottle Fart The loud embarrassing spluttering sound a squeeze bottle makes when it’s nearly empty.

Crusty Lids When someone doesn't wipe the nozzle leaving a dried-up crusty ring of old sauce around the cap.

The Open-Cap Shake The absolute disaster that occurs when you shake a bottle without realizing the cap isn't clicked shut.
 

Claire8

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The “Hi” pms/dms, which could be said in the room, is so unoriginal, low effort, low value and generic, and everyone knows all the women are getting the same “Hi”
 

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Twunts with lawnmowers when you've just done a night shift.
 

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Manchester united

Oh and white women between the ages of 25 - 50 who think the supermarket reduced shelf is a man free zone
 
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