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An elderly gammon's guide to glamorous Rwandan refugee hotels

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Asylum seekers should be grateful to be jetted off to a nice hot country with hotels so lovely they made a film about them.

Elderly gammon Kriz Tawhfoor, 68, goes through the highlights:


Package holiday spirit

Jetting off somewhere exotic with a group of strangers can be a right laugh. Haven’t any of these whining sods ever been on an 18-30 holiday? Instead of complaining they should man up and kick back with a Stella on a sun lounger. Although I bet the bloody EU would say that’s against their ‘human rights’ somehow.

The weather
If there’s one thing I know, and I know everything about everything, about Africa, it’s that it’s boiling hot, I think. Although considering that refugees usually come from boiling countries anyway I suppose it must be a busman’s holiday for them. If we were punishing them we’d banish them to some rain-lashed backwater, like Birmingham.

Sharing rooms
So what if you’re packed into a shared bedroom like millennial London renters? I stayed in a cramped dorm in Ibiza back in 1988 with about 30 other random men. Did I let the overwhelming number of random dicks and arseholes stop me from having a laugh? No. I dropped a tab and got on with it.

The food
I’d try cancel my flight too if I knew I was only going to be eating African food for the foreseeable. However, in my experience, if you yell at any foreign hotel manager for long enough they’ll eventually see sense and serve you some proper English food like a curry or a kebab. If these illegals give it a try they’ll soon be living in luxury.

Safaris
According to an Attenborough documentary I slept through, you can’t walk a couple of yards in Africa without bumping into a giraffe or kangaroo. Rather than worrying about their bloody families, why don’t these ingrates just go look at an elephant? Don’t they know people are willing to pay thousands for an experience they’re getting for free?

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That sounds great jetting off to a country with one of the worst human rights records in the world, yeah fantastic!
 

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Just a very small sample.

UK - not one 'illegal immigrant' among them.



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He wasn't an illegal immigrant.

He was knighted.


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He wasn't an illegal immigrant.

He was knighted.

You just can't have a grown-up technical conversation with any of these adult children. It has to be kept blunt and simple. They are extremely crude and ignorant. Everyone and everything is to blame for society's woes except them and the politicians they place in power and the political system they so aggressively support.

They doff their subservient 'cap' to the man and yet whine endlessly when the 'man' then exploits them.

Their stock answer is to blame every single social issue on immigrants, or some other random demographic the tabloids screech about. The subsequent hysteria and righteous anger do not address the actual issues and that is exactly how a corrupt political class wants it to be. They despise the liberal and socialist left, etc, yet every single privilege they take for granted now was born out of those movements and those ideologies.

Their brief time in this reality is of no consequences, they were born angry and they will die angry and in a few short decades no one else will mention their names at all.
 
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